Brain is world’s best computer

LET’S get something straight! The government and local council deem me to be a second class citizen as I do not use an electric computer.
By The Newsroom
Published 10th Dec 2010, 07:00 BST

However, I can confirm my possession of the world’s best computer. It’s called a brain.

For several years my wife has called me a twit and so I have been way ahead of the field before all this Twittering nonsense.

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I am also sexually adequate, which means I have no need for a flashy car or mobile telephone as a genital extension.

Also, if I feel the urge to persue aliens I do not use an X-Box but merely chase my golden retriever around Killigans Wood.

If I need a Wii than I go upstairs to the toilet. I only wish I could flush these modern gizmos and gimmicks down the pan.

Finally, have you noticed I use correctly spelt English rather than pathetic abbreviated text language?

There, I feel better now.

JOHN BECK

Park Shaw, Sedlescombe