I HAVE never seen a personalised number plate that looks remotely classy.

“Take your sea-sick pill,” said my wife. An hour later: ‘Brought you a pint of beer,” said my brother.

MORE people are now choosing to holiday here than abroad – with many taking their beloved pets with them.

NOT everyone likes the Jane Wood-owned, Heatherwick-designed, East Beach Café.

FOR many people who don’t love sport, it is often difficult to identify with the hardcore fans.

ONE OF MY fellow allotmenteers was bitten on the neck by an allotment spider that found its way into and under his t-shirt. The bite blistered and was, he tells me, extremely sore, causing him considerable discomfort.

Those who cannot be bothered to vote need a kick up the backside.

FOR dogs and cats, this week could, potentially, be very important.

Hugh Laurie is one amazingly talented man.

Those who cannot be bothered to vote need a kick up the backside.

I discovered a horrifying thing the other day. I was watching 10 Years Younger and the eerily smooth plastic surgeon was talking about wrinkles.

Now that the sun is beginning to make more of a regular appearance in our days, thoughts of renewal, fresh starts and new ideas come with it.

BACK in the late 1990s, I used to drive to Littlehampton School at about nine o’clock, park up and listen to the wonderful Alastair Cook and his BBC Letter From America on the car radio.

IS knitting the solution to better educated and better behaved schoolchildren?

FIRST it was watching our garden birds – now it’s time to watch our cats!

Do you ever think about death?

HOW easily offended are you?

I AM a card carrying member of the “I Don’t Belong To Any Political Party Party”.

Without engaging content, your website’s beautiful design, zingy logo and fabulous search engine optimisation ends up being a waste of time and money.

IT has been a wonderful ride – and I am happy to have shared it with so many of you – but this week’s is the last Ms Elliot.